My current employment situation
D March 25th, 2010
try
{
while(true)
{
Boss assigns task A.
I find professional interest in task A and begin work.
10 minutes later, customer Rob requests task B.
I inform customer Rob I'm busy with task A, but will assist him later.
5 minutes later, Good Joke interrupts concentration for task A.
3 minutes later, missent email interrupts concentration for task A.
2 minutes later, customer Kari requests task C indicating urgency.
1 minute later, cell phone indicates Important New Communication.
.5 minutes later, I realize the insignificance of Task A on a cosmic scale.
.2 minutes later, I write this anecdote.
0 minutes later. Nothing accomplished, and it doesn't matter.
}
}
catch (heatDeathOfUniverseException e);
{
// sigh.
}
finally
{
// never occurs
}